"what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer" you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right
doctor: I’m afraid you have a rare disease called onomatopoeia
patient: is it serious?
doctor: it’s just as bad as it sounds
I don’t, I pay this American lady named Francine $1 an hour to translate and write down every single thing I say on my blog ( please send help he hasn’t fed me in 5 days this job is killing me )
reblog if youre just kidding
i will return for the child within one month
this is your warning
IMPORTANT EMERGENCY HELP
"My Name is Arielle I am 23 years old, I moved to Florida with my mom Maria to start a new life. We’re from NY but moved because we were homeless and couldn’t afford living there. We decided to move to Florida for cheaper living and that I could transfer to any location for my job. We saved up the money we had to move down to Florida, we had enough of money to come down and get a mobile home to live in. But my job fell through bringing myself unemployed. Not only I didn’t have a job, my mom left hers in NY for me to go down for mine. Not only I lost my job my mom was not feeling well, she had an infected cyst. We went to the hospital and they gave her antibiotics and lanced the cyst out. A few days later she got worst. Not only another cyst pop up, she also had a rare form of Gang Green that was life threatening. Thankfully the doctors surgically took it out in time. Now she’s in the hospital recovering.
The problem I’m facing is that I don’t drive; she was my form of transportation. Back in NY we had buses in my area. But down in Lutz the only bus only goes to Tampa certain times and I’m not near around any of the Tampa bus lines. I have job interviews line up but I’m unable to get to them. I had to quit a job for I did have for a day, my mom’s friend drive me to it but they have a life let alone worry about mine. All my money I saved up has already gone to rent and other bills. This is where we need help, We need at least $3,000-$4,000 to survive and get my license to drive. We are trying to get assistance but that takes time and this is an emergency. We pay our rent weekly at $150 which is $750 monthly plus electric. Driving lessons range around $300-$400 depending on how many lessons. And the rest of the money on living expensive, and a chance to put some emergency funds away.
We tried this site two years ago and it failed this is our second try and hopefully we can raise enough to get off the ground.
And thank you for any form of contribution.”
Heres the link: http://www.gofundme.com/cc12go
what do we say to the god of death?
not today *sets difficulty to casual*