You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes

alohaicejam:

allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

priceofliberty:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:

1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.

2. You are getting arrested. 

3. You are getting beaten by the police.

In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.

In which the NYPD’s attempt at “public relations” backfires tremendously.

this had me dying of laughter

We should also make a #myOPD. #myOPD takes eight hours to arrive at a workplace where they had to call for a 5150 of a mentally ill 9 month pregnant client, showing up at four in the morning.

effington:

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say this is my favorite tweet in the history of the medium

effington:

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say this is my favorite tweet in the history of the medium

joelbirchs-spoopy-buttblog:

talesofdrunkennessandcruelty:


World’s largest chicken 
nugget on display in 
Secaucus

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
Please waste your time on me.
Six Word Story (via chanelwbu)

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am